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1) READ THE OFFER RULES BELOW.  BY PURCHASING, YOU AGREE TO ALL TERMS AND CONDITIONS. 2) PAY USING THE PAYPAL LINK BELOW. 3) ONCE WE RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT, WE WILL SEND YOU THE "VIVA LA VODKA" CD, PLUS THREE BONUS CDs, TWO STICKERS, AND A MEMBERSHIP KIT.  THE "OK BARTENDER" CD AND "LAVAPALOOZA" CD WILL BE SENT TO YOU IN 2009/2010.      NON-US CUSTOMERS: SELECT "INTERNATIONAL" MEMBERSHIP      $41 PLUS TAX/SHIPPING ARE YOU IN THE U.S.? YES - U.S. MEMBERSHIP $41.00 NO - CANADIAN MEMBERSHIP $47.00 NO - INTERNATIONAL MEMBERSHIP $54.00 NO - SPACE STATION MEMBERSHIP $9,543.53 ENTER YOUR PHONE NUMBER BE SURE YOUR SHIPPING ADDRESS IS CURRENT!  SORRY, YOU CANNOT PRE-ORDER INDIVIDUAL CDs. ALL SALES ARE FINAL.  FOR QUESTIONS, ADDRESS CHANGES, AND OTHER ISSUES, SEND AN EMAIL TO: LOUNGE@RICHARDCHEESE.COM  *PAPER GIFT CARD REQUIRES FOLDING; ENVELOPE NOT INCLUDED.

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RICHARD CHEESE "SUPERFAN FUNCLUB" OFFER RULES:
THE RICHARD CHEESE "SUPERFAN FUNCLUB MEMBERSHIP" OFFER IS OPEN TO RESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES AND OTHER COUNTRIES WHERE THIS OFFER IS NOT PROHIBITED.  MEMBERSHIPS MAY BE GRANTED OR REFUSED AT OUR SOLE DISCRETION.  THIS OFFER MAY BE CANCELLED, SUSPENDED, EXTENDED, WITHDRAWN, MODIFIED, OR CHANGED AT ANY TIME WITHOUT LIABILITY.

"VIVA LA VODKA" CD WILL BE RELEASED IN STORES IN JUNE 2009; THIS CD WILL BE SENT TO YOU NOW.  ADVANCE COPIES OF "OK BARTENDER" CD AND "LAVAPALOOZA" CD WILL BE SENT AT LEAST 31 DAYS BEFORE THEIR OFFICIAL RELEASE DATES IN 2009/2010.  OTHER PROMISED CDs, MERCHANDISE, AND BENEFITS WILL BE FULFILLED OVER TIME AS ITEMS BECOME AVAILABLE.  ALL SALES ARE FINAL.  NO REFUNDS.  LIMITED TIME OFFER.  NO WARRANTIES ARE MADE.  ALBUM TITLES, SONGS, FORMATS, PACKAGING, AND RELEASE DATES MAY CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE AND AT OUR DISCRETION.  MEMBERS WHO CHOOSE TO JOIN AFTER ANY OF CDs HAVE ALREADY BEEN RELEASED AND SENT TO OTHER MEMBERS SHALL NOT RECEIVE ANY RETROACTIVE BENEFITS THEREIN.

THE RICHARD CHEESE "SUPERFAN FUNCLUB MEMBERSHIP" OFFERS ARE PROMOTIONAL OFFERS INTENDED TO RAISE FUNDS FOR RICHARD CHEESE, HIS ALBUMS, AND OTHER VENTURES AT HIS SOLE DISCRETION. NO ACTUAL "CLUB" OR "MEMBERSHIP" EXISTS, NO ADDITIONAL BENEFITS ARE OFFERED, AND YOU, PURCHASER, MAY NOT REPRESENT YOURSELF AS A MEMBER OF THE RICHARD CHEESE BAND, NOR SHALL YOU SEEK, DERIVE, OR GAIN ANY BENEFIT FROM SAID OFFER OR MEMBERSHIP OR ASSOCIATION OR HONORARY TITLE. NO INVOLVEMENT, SAY, VOTE, PARTICIPATION, SHARE, OR CONTROL IS OFFERED.

BY RECEIVING CDs, PURCHASER WARRANTS THAT PURCHASER WILL NOT VIOLATE THE COPYRIGHTS OF THE ALBUMS AND SONGS THEREIN BY COPYING, DUPLICATING, DISTRIBUTING, BURNING, RIPPING, UPLOADING, SHARING, DUBBING, POSTING, EMAILING, SIDELOADING, OR OTHERWISE INFRINGING THE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS OF RICHARD CHEESE AND COVERAGE RECORDS, AND PURCHASER ACKNOWLEDGES THAT ANY VIOLATIONS BY PURCHASER OR PURCHASER'S ASSIGNS, FRIENDS, RELATIVES, ASSOCIATES, OR REPRESENTATIVES, WHETHER DELIBERATE OR UNINTENTIONAL, SHALL BE PUNISHIBLE TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT ALLOWABLE BY LAW.  THE LAWS OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA SHALL GOVERN THE OFFER. OFFER VOID WHERE PROHIBITED.  OTHER OFFER RESTRICTIONS APPLY. CONTACT LOUNGE@RICHARDCHEESE.COM FOR MORE INFORMATION. DO NOT PARTICIPATE IN THIS OFFER IF YOU ARE UNWILLING TO AGREE TO THE TERMS HEREIN.