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BONUS
OFFER: HAVE RICHARD CHEESE'S NEXT CD NAMED
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Richard Cheese is planning to release several new albums in 2008 and 2009, but he NEEDS YOUR HELP to fund these recordings. Putting out a new CD involves a great deal of expense: studio time, musician fees, tracking sessions, mixing, publishing royalties, packaging design, publicity, promotion, marketing, and other production, manufacturing, and distribution costs. Richard's previous CDs cost from $40,000 to $60,000 EACH! Richard Cheese is not bankrolled by a big corporate record label; Richard was dropped by those labels, and he is now an independent artist making his own music----and paying for it out of his own pocket. And, since Richard doesn't write his own songs, a significant portion of his CD sales revenue goes toward paying royalties to other artists. So, Richard really doesn't turn a profit on his CDs during the first five to seven years of release. That's why we're asking our fans for financial support so Richard can afford to make more music and release new albums for his cherished fans like you. By making a contribution, you can personally help Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine fund these CDs and deliver more great lounge albums. And, before we release Richard's albums for sale to the general public, we're sending them to our fanclub members FIRST! We want to reward your loyalty and integrity, so we're not going to be selling these CDs to just anyone. Only members of the "RICHARD CHEESE SUPERFAN FUNCLUB" will get to own and enjoy Richard's new CDs first. So, if you've been a fan of Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine for a long time, and if you think Richard's music makes the world a better place, and if you want more albums, then please join the "RICHARD CHEESE SUPERFAN FUNCLUB," and keep the cheese alive!
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OFFER RULES
THE RICHARD CHEESE "SUPERFAN FUNCLUB MEMBERSHIP" AND "PLATINUM SUPERFAN FUNCLUB MEMBERSHIP" OFFER IS OPEN TO RESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES AND OTHER COUNTRIES WHERE THIS OFFER IS NOT PROHIBITED. OFFER OPEN TO PERSONS 18-YEARS-OLD OR OLDER ONLY. NEW MEMBERSHIPS WILL BE OFFERED UNTIL MID-2008 UNTIL ALBUM PRODUCTION COMMENCES. NUMBER OF MEMBERSHIPS OFFERED MAY BE LIMITED BASED ON SPACE CONSIDERATIONS. MEMBERSHIPS MAY BE GRANTED OR REFUSED AT OUR SOLE DISCRETION. OFFER MAY BE SUSPENDED, EXTENDED, WITHDRAWN, OR MODIFIED AT ANY TIME WITHOUT LIABILITY. SUPERFAN FUNCLUB: PURCHASER SHALL REMIT VIA THIS WEBPAGE A NON-REFUNDABLE TAXABLE PAYMENT OF FORTY-SEVEN ($47.00) (U.S.) TO RICHARDCHEESE.COM. PURCHASER SHALL BE ENTITLED TO THE FOLLOWING SPECIFIC BENEFITS: (1) PURCHASER SHALL BE SENT AN AUTOGRAPHED 8X10 PHOTOGRAPH OF RICHARD CHEESE AND A STICKER. (2) PURCHASER SHALL BE MAILED ONE (1) ADVANCE COPY OF EACH OF RICHARD CHEESE'S CD's (TENTATIVELY TITLED "BACK IN BLACK TIE," "LAVAPALOOZA," AND "OK BARTENDER") RELEASED IN 2008 AND 2009. CDs WILL BE SENT AT LEAST 61 DAYS BEFORE OFFICIAL RELEASE DATE. MERCHANDISE, CDs, AND OTHER OFFER BENEFITS WILL BE FULFILLED OVER TIME AS ITEMS BECOME AVAILABLE. PLATINUM SUPERFAN FUNCLUB: PURCHASER SHALL REMIT VIA THIS WEBPAGE A NON-REFUNDABLE TAXABLE PAYMENT OF TWO-HUNDRED-ONE ($201.00) (U.S.) TO RICHARDCHEESE.COM. PURCHASER SHALL BE ENTITLED TO THE FOLLOWING SPECIFIC BENEFITS: (1) PURCHASER WILL HAVE PURCHASER'S NAME PRINTED IN THE "HONORARY BAND MEMBER" CREDITS INSIDE RICHARD CHEESE'S NEXT THREE NEW CD's (SCHEDULED FOR RELEASE IN 2008 AND/OR 2009), BUT NOT NECESSARILY IN DIGITAL RELEASE VERSIONS OF ALBUMS; (2) PURCHASER WILL HAVE PURCHASER'S NAME AND PHOTOGRAPH FEATURED ON THE RICHARDCHEESE.COM "BIG CHEESE" CREDITS PAGE UNTIL AT LEAST MARCH 30, 2009; (3) PURCHASER SHALL BE SENT AN AUTOGRAPHED 8X10 PHOTOGRAPH OF RICHARD CHEESE, A T-SHIRT, A STICKER, AN ADVANCE COPY OF EACH OF RICHARD CHEESE'S CD's (TENTATIVELY TITLED "BACK IN BLACK TIE," "LAVAPALOOZA," AND "OK BARTENDER") RELEASED IN 2008 AND 2009, AND A SIGNED AND NUMBERED "PLATINUM CHEESE SUPERFAN FUNCLUB" MEMBERSHIP CARD; (4) PURCHASER SHALL BE GIVEN A PLACE IN RICHARD CHEESE'S "TOP FRIENDS" SECTION ON WWW.MYSPACE.COM/RICHARDCHEESE UNTIL MARCH 30, 2009, AS LONG AS PURCHASER MAINTAINS A MYSPACE PAGE AT PURCHASER'S OWN EXPENSE, AND AS LONG AS RICHARD CHEESE MAINTAINS A MYSPACE PAGE ON MYSPACE.COM, AND AS LONG AS SUCH FEATURE IS TECHNOLOGICALLY FEASIBLE AND AVAILABLE ON MYSPACE.COM. MERCHANDISE, CDs, AND OTHER OFFER BENEFITS WILL BE FULFILLED OVER TIME AS ITEMS BECOME AVAILABLE. THE NAME PROVIDED BY PURCHASER MUST BE PURCHASER'S LEGITIMATE, LEGAL, AND REAL NAME, OR THIRD PARTY'S NAME WITH WRITTEN AUTHORIZATION. NO TRADEMARKED NAMES, BRAND NAMES, PRODUCT NAMES, DEROGATORY NAMES, PROFANITY, SUGGESTIVE OR OFFENSIVE NAMES WILL BE ALLOWED. NO LENGTHY TITLES, AFFILIATIONS, OR EXTENDED NAMES WILL BE ALLOWED. SUBMITTED PHOTOS BECOME THE PROPERTY OF RICHARDCHEESE.COM, AND YOU WARRANT THAT YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO USE THE SUBMITTED PHOTO AND THAT YOU OWN AND/OR CONTROL ONE HUNDRED PERCENT (100%) OF ALL RIGHT, TITLE, AND INTEREST IN AND TO THE PHOTO CONTENT AND ALL ELEMENTS CONTAINED THEREIN, AND YOU IRREVOCABLY AUTHORIZE OUR RIGHT TO USE AND REPRODUCE THE PHOTO AND YOUR NAME AND YOUR LIKENESS AND THE LIKENESSES OF OTHERS THEREIN FOR ANY PURPOSE, INCLUDING FOR ADVERTISING AND TRADE PURPOSES, WITHOUT COMPENSATION, WITHOUT RESTRICTION, WORLDWIDE AND IN PERPETUITY, IN ANY AND ALL FORMS OF MEDIA NOW KNOWN AND HEREAFTER DEVISED. SUBMITTED PHOTOS SUBJECT TO APPROVAL BY RICHARDCHEESE.COM STAFF. WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE PHOTOS, REFUSE PHOTOS, RESIZE AND CROP PHOTOS, POSITION AND PLACE PHOTOS, AND RE-COLOR OR GRAYSCALE PHOTOS AT OUR SOLE DISCRETION. NO REFUNDS WILL BE PROVIDED AFTER THIRTY (30) DAYS FROM PURCHASE. NO REFUNDS WILL BE PROVIDED AFTER ALBUM PRODUCTION COMMENCES. YOU WAIVE ANY RIGHT TO PRIVACY. LIMITED TIME OFFER. NO WARRANTIES ARE MADE. ALBUM TITLES, SONGS, FORMATS, PACKAGING, AND RELEASE DATES MAY CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE AND AT OUR DISCRETION. MEMBERS WHO CHOOSE TO JOIN AFTER ANY OF CDs HAVE ALREADYBEEN RELEASED AND SENT TO OTHER MEMBERS SHALL NOT RECEIVE ANY RETROACTIVE BENEFITS. THE RICHARD CHEESE "SUPERFAN FUNCLUB MEMBERSHIP" AND "PLATINUM SUPERFAN FUNCLUB MEMBERSHIP" OFFERS ARE PROMOTIONAL OFFERS INTENDED TO RAISE FUNDS FOR RICHARD CHEESE, HIS ALBUMS, AND OTHER VENTURES AT HIS SOLE DISCRETION. NO ACTUAL "CLUB" OR "MEMBERSHIP" EXISTS, NO ADDITIONAL BENEFITS ARE OFFERED, AND YOU, PURCHASER, MAY NOT REPRESENT YOURSELF AS A MEMBER OF THE RICHARD CHEESE BAND, NOR SHALL YOU SEEK, DERIVE, OR GAIN ANY BENEFIT FROM SAID OFFER OR MEMBERSHIP OR ASSOCIATION OR HONORARY TITLE. NO INVOLVEMENT, SAY, VOTE, PARTICIPATION, SHARE, OR CONTROL IS OFFERED. BY RECEIVING ADVANCE COPIES OF CDs, PURCHASER WARRANTS THAT PURCHASER WILL NOT VIOLATE THE COPYRIGHTS OF THE ALBUMS AND SONGS THEREIN BY COPYING, DUPLICATING, DISTRIBUTING, BURNING, RIPPING, UPLOADING, SHARING, DUBBING, POSTING, EMAILING, SIDELOADING, OR OTHERWISE INFRINGING THE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS OF RICHARD CHEESE AND COVERAGE RECORDS. ALL FEDERAL, STATE, AND LOCAL LAWS AND REGULATIONS ARE APPLICABLE. THE CALIFORNIA COURTS (STATE AND FEDERAL) SHALL HAVE SOLE JURISDICTION OF ANY CONTROVERSIES REGARDING THIS OFFER AND THE LAWS OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA SHALL GOVERN THE OFFER. OFFER VOID WHERE PROHIBITED. OTHER OFFER RESTRICTIONS APPLY. CONTACT LOUNGE@RICHARDCHEESE.COM FOR MORE INFORMATION.
RICHARD CHEESE "LOUNGESTAR / YOUR NAME SUNG" OFFER RULES: THE SAME OFFER RULES FOR THE "SUPERFAN FUNCLUB MEMBERSHIP" ABOVE APPLY, ALONG WITH THE FOLLOWING: ► 1)
THE NAME YOU PROVIDE MUST BE A LEGITIMATE PERSON'S
NAME OR BUSINESS NAME. NO DEROGATORY
NICKNAMES, PROFANITY, SUGGESTIVE OR OFFENSIVE NAMES
WILL BE ALLOWED.
► 3) NO TITLES
(such as CAPTAIN EMERITUS ESQUIRE), AFFILIATIONS
(i.e. DOCTOR OF METAPHYSICS), OR LONG OR
EXTENDED NAMES (such as ADOLPH BLAINE CHARLES DAVID
EARL FREDERICK GERALD HUBERT IRVIN JOHN KENNETH
LLOYD MARTIN NERO OLIVER PAUL QUINCY RANDOLPH
SHERMAN THOMAS UNCAS VICTOR WILLIAM XERXES YANCY
WOLFESCHLEGELSTEINHAUSENBERGERDORFF SENIOR, etc.) WILL BE ALLOWED. ► 5) LIMITED TIME OFFER ENDS WHEN ALBUM PRODUCTION COMMENCES.
OTHER OFFER RESTRICTIONS APPLY. CONTACT LOUNGE@RICHARDCHEESE.COM FOR MORE INFORMATION.
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TOMORROW'S STANDARDS TODAY!
 America's loudest lounge singer Richard Cheese performs swingin' Vegas versions of rock, rap, and Top40 hits, "swankifying" contemporary songs into traditional pop vocal standards. Cheese has sold more than 145,000 CDs; his albums include Lounge Against The Machine, Tuxicity, I'd Like A Virgin, Aperitif For Destruction, The Sunny Side Of The Moon, his Christmas album Silent Nightclub, and his all-new TV Themes album Dick At Nite, all available in stores and at iTunes. He's releasing two more all-new CDs in 2008, Back In Black Tie and Lavapalooza, and performing concerts around the U.S. on his "Lounge The Vote" Tour. The hardest working Dick in show business has played sellout shows around the world, from New York to New Orleans, from Las Vegas to London, from Portland to Portugal, from Hollywood to Honolulu. His songs have been featured in the movie Dawn Of The Dead and the NBC-TV shows Las Vegas and Passions, and he's appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live, CNN with Anderson Cooper, Opie & Anthony, Howard Stern, MTV's Say What Karaoke?, Fox & Friends on the Fox News Channel, KROQ, and as the house band 20 times on NBC's Last Call with Carson Daly . With his swanky jazz trio, his tiger-striped tuxedo, and his enormous microphone, Richard Cheese presents the perfect mix of music, martini, and madcap. 
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